I think I’m going to go to the shooting range before I shoot somebody.
Because people are annoying and stupid.
Well aren’t you a happy bunny?
Because people are annoying and stupid.
Well aren’t you a happy bunny?
W-why would you shoot somebody?
Do I- Do I break into people’s houses a lot? … Shit, I do… I’m just trying to find my house. I-I’m sorry! I- -looks around- Wh-where’s you door?
How the fuck can you not recognize your own house? The door is at the end of the hall. You know, the way you came in.
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
… Um… Y-yes? Or… no? I- I’m just… Yeah, I’m just going to go… now.
Do you do this often or something and, like, this is your first time getting caught? Hurry up, you’re freaking me out!
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
I don’t think there’s a doctor for unintentional burglars… Oh, wait… psychiatrists… I don’t think there are psychiatrists in this town. Um… uh… Oh! I hope I didn’t intru- No, wait I did intrude… I hope I didn’t interrupt anything. I’m really sorry.
You’re just going to stand there and keep talking and not leave, aren’t you?
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
N-no, I- … I don’t think I am… Um… I’m Tod, by the way.
It’s okay, he seems normal, he seems fine, don’t over analyse, you can still talk, you don’t need to panic.
I’d see a doctor any way… T-Tod…
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
I didn’t- I didn’t mean to. I thought the universe was trying to tell me that my name was… Tia…
Are you insane? Temper, Tia. Keep your temper.
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
Your house? That doesn’t make any sens- Oh, wait… Damn it, not again… -holds out her notebook- I’m guessing you’re Tia Bell?
-snatches back the notebook- You just broke into my house and you’re going to have a conversation with me?
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
Who the hell-? Who’re all these pictures of…? I- Woah, hey! Robber!
What’re you- Wh-what’re you doing in my house?!
Your house? Wh- This isn’t your house, this is m-my house! Breathe, Tia, breathe.
(Source: tiafuckingbell)
